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Reply #15 - Mar 3rd, 2025 at 8:30pm
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We can have an equal match. Staple guns at 10 feet. Most staples in a brass bucket wins.  Let’s say 25 shots.
  

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Reply #16 - Mar 3rd, 2025 at 8:46pm
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bpjack wrote on Mar 3rd, 2025 at 8:30pm:
We can have an equal match. Staple guns at 10 feet. Most staples in a brass bucket wins.  Let’s say 25 shots.


Beware the man with one staple gun. I stole mine froma contractor back in 1986. Yes, I still have it and I know how to use it. Be careful what you wish for ole buddy. 
  

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Reply #17 - Mar 3rd, 2025 at 9:14pm
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We could borrow a couple of Tommy’s Zimmers.
  

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Reply #18 - Mar 3rd, 2025 at 9:57pm
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No no. we're still on. Your best bench rest 1885 against my plain Jane untested 1885 rifle. I don't mind givin a dog a bone. Yer gonna choke.  Tongue

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Reply #19 - Mar 3rd, 2025 at 10:25pm
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You are on.  I was wondering if there were any Chinese buffets in Spokane.

  

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Reply #20 - Mar 3rd, 2025 at 10:51pm
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I'm on? Jack chickens out? What?
  

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Reply #21 - Mar 3rd, 2025 at 11:05pm
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Are we shooting chickens now?  Chinese chicken?  Now I am confused.  No chicken out here.  At buffet I will pork out!
  

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Reply #22 - Mar 3rd, 2025 at 11:12pm
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You're a hard man to pin down, Jack.
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Reply #23 - Mar 4th, 2025 at 10:25am
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I will send a bag of Korean pork jerky (really) to the winner once you two finish squabbling over the ground rules. If it's gonna be an honorable duel it may also be required to kowtow to the winning entrant. Pin that down. Cool
  
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Reply #24 - Mar 4th, 2025 at 10:36am
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Gas up the buggy and come on up this summer. Bring the jerky with you. Pin that down.  Tongue
  

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Reply #25 - Mar 4th, 2025 at 1:00pm
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OK Wes,
Since we will be shooting for score for 6 days, how about a group match?  I will throw you a bone and propose a 10 shot bench any-ight and a 5 shot iron sight (Unertl tube sight for me).  The lowest total of both groups wins.
  

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Reply #26 - Mar 4th, 2025 at 2:09pm
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I'll think about it. 

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Reply #27 - Mar 4th, 2025 at 3:05pm
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There you go with your bird stuff again.
  

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Reply #28 - Mar 4th, 2025 at 3:52pm
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Saw him live in Nashville some years back. That guy was nasty!! Smiley
  
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Reply #29 - Mar 4th, 2025 at 5:45pm
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I didn’t know that Westerner was ever in Nashville. I hope you reported him to the authorities!
  

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