I wrote this a good few years ago now for a now defunct Magazine.
Had photo's as well but at the moment cannot find them.
Had enough trouble getting this up in some sort of order without adding photo's as well.  
Sorry but don't know why but for some reason it wouldn't print what I put in so had to put the 1¼ in on this post which should of course be read of course  after Number one. couldn't save it in sequence.