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JHand Full Member Offline Posts: 202 Joined: Apr 15^th, 2024	Bullet lube for beard balm! Feb 1^st, 2026 at 12:00pm	Print Post
	An odd one here, but made me chuckle... The beard balm/aftershave i have been using was discontinued, and I have been having issues with the new stuff I got, so figured I'd try and make my own. I have a bunch of tallow left over from rendering brisket fat, so I looked up recipes. I cleaned the tallow, added olive oil and beeswax, and when it cooled, it was in a block that reminded me of spg. (I added some essential oils and it smells great) Sitting at my desk, I was thinking this recipe sounded awful familiar, looked in Randy's book and its basically Emmerts!🤣 Guess you guys got me hooked, now im putting the darn stuff on my face🤦‍♂️


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bpjack Frequent Elocutionist Offline Posts: 3596 Location: East Olympia, WA Joined: May 18^th, 2008	Re: Bullet lube for beard balm! Reply #1 - Feb 1^st, 2026 at 3:00pm	Print Post
	Add some Hoppes #9 cologne and you will be all set!

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oughtsix Global Moderator ASSRA Board Member Offline Posts: 1346 Location: Columbus Joined: May 31^st, 2009	Re: Bullet lube for beard balm! Reply #2 - yesterday at 4:57pm	Print Post
	bpjack wrote on Feb 1^st, 2026 at 3:00pm: Add some Hoppes #9 cologne and you will be all set! Only problem with Hoppe's is it only attracts old men !

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westerner Frequent Elocutionist Offline deleted posts and threads record holder. Posts: 12157 Location: Why, out West of course Joined: May 29^th, 2006	Re: Bullet lube for beard balm! Reply #3 - yesterday at 6:40pm	Print Post
	oughtsix wrote yesterday at 4:57pm: bpjack wrote on Feb 1^st, 2026 at 3:00pm: Add some Hoppes #9 cologne and you will be all set! Only problem with Hoppe's is it only attracts old men ! Not true. Hoppes bore solvent made my wife act like this. On our first date I took her trap shooting where she was exposed to Hoppes. Then to the fanciest BBQ joint in Tacoma, then home where I made passionate love to her for hours. (You need to *Login* or *Register* to view media files and links)

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JHand Full Member Offline Posts: 202 Joined: Apr 15^th, 2024	Re: Bullet lube for beard balm! Reply #4 - yesterday at 9:38pm	Print Post
	westerner wrote yesterday at 6:40pm: oughtsix wrote yesterday at 4:57pm: bpjack wrote on Feb 1^st, 2026 at 3:00pm: Add some Hoppes #9 cologne and you will be all set! Only problem with Hoppe's is it only attracts old men ! Not true. Hoppes bore solvent made my wife act like this. On our first date I took her trap shooting where she was exposed to Hoppes. Then to the fanciest BBQ joint in Tacoma, then home where I made passionate love to her for hours. (You need to *Login* or *Register* to view media files and links) Hmmm, my wife did buy me hoppes and let's me clean the rifles on the kitchen island, you may be on to something! As for the BBQ, the tallow was smoked while I was cooking brisket. Maybe I have a new cologne?


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jhm Frequent Elocutionist Offline Posts: 1942 Location: georgia Joined: Sep 4^th, 2011	Re: Bullet lube for beard balm! Reply #5 - yesterday at 10:11pm	Print Post
	I have had a rather prolific mustache most of my adult life that I keep in check by frequent trimmings. One time I let the sides grow out and bought some grooming "wax" for men and would curl it up. The wife said I looked like a circus performer so I trimmed it up and never did it again. lol... JMH


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