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Re: Schuetzen position help
Reply #7 - Aug 9th, 2023 at 2:22pm
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A dedicated German rifle offhand shooter would have a buttock implant added to his/her hip so that the elbow could rest on it. If you are considering having it done, make sure they locate the implant on the correct side. Right hand shooter, left hip. Left had shooter, right hip. Okay so you're going to look like you have three buttocks. Looks are only skin deep. Reminds me of that joke where Bob had two buttholes. I'll save that for another thread. Oh what the hell.... Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .' The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley ' The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.' 'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's Stanley with them two assholes.'
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