With apologies to John Amber, who illustrated his Gun Digest article of the same name with pictures of mint-in-fitted-box Brockway buggy rifles, Farquharson target rifles and other such treasures. I missed the era when a determined searcher could unearth a collection of very-good or better specimens without a grant from a museum foundation or a bank loan. But still, there are the odd moments of collector epiphany, although in the grand scheme of things they might be regarded as no great shakes. Something like this one: It was a pretty small gun show in a pretty small, pretty isolated town. The main advantage, to me was that it was fairly close by, as they go. With the usual optimism that "this might be the day of the Big One!" tempered by, "What can a town that size have to offer?" I set forth on the seventy-mile (one way) trip. It was a glorious spring day; the weather perfect and the traffic, as expected, light. I found the show, noted no more than fifty tables, and immediately started thinking about post-show shopping and where I was going to eat lunch. I started up and down the rows of tables, searching for the Good Stuff like Mel Fisher sweeping with his magnetometer for a sunken Spanish galleon. One of the artifacts I accumulated in those days were wrecked 1894 Stevens Favorite rifles for "retirement projects." I still think them the pinnacle of classy looks and would scarf them up as souvenirs if they were cheap enough. I walked past a table full of kid's rifles, with several Stevens and Hopkins and Allens and a few later youth model bolt action .22's. They were in pretty good condition and pretty pricey to boot, so I nodded to the table holder and moved on, down to the last row, back past the table with the kid's rifles and all the way to the end. Taking up the entire table at the end was a huge pile of parts and junk. My kind of table. I walked past a heap of stained and broken buttstocks and fragments of actions of one type and another and zeroed in on a stack of barrels at the very end. Sticking out of the pile was one with an action still attached to it, and the action looked sort of like a Favorite, but not quite. I pulled the barreled action out of the stack, noting with approval that the forend was still attached. It was a round barrel, not half octagon. The action looked Favorite, but different. I turned it over to look at the left side and my blood pressure soared. There was the tightly-fitted side plate, such as I had seen only in pictures in books. The action was longer, slenderer, and, (as I worked the lever) a lot smoother than the regular Favorite. The table owner came over. Be cool; be cool; I mantra'd internally over and over. I seemed to be viewing the whole scene as an outsider, in a state of intense, jangling excitement. I heard myself say, "How much is this?" and was amazed that my voice sounded so casual and normal. "Have you looked down the barrel yet?" the man asked. I did so, finding no light at the end of the tunnel. "Not much left in there, is it?" he said, laughing. "Well, maybe I could send it out for relining," I replied, sounding (to my astonishment) disappointed and dejected. Actually, I noted with approval that the metal was patinated, but not pitted, and everything seemed to be there but the buttstock. "How much is it?" I asked again. "Wait," the table guy said, "First you got to go down to the other end of the table and look there." Holding the barreled action in a clutch of death, I dutifully went down to the pile of stocks. "The stock for that one is on top." the guy said, helpfully. Sure enough, it was; a little smashed at the wrist but fixable, with metal buttplate still attached. I held the pieces up. "I was gonna break it up and sell it for parts, but you can have it for $35," he said. I had that money in his hands so fast I looked for singeing around the edges. We said our mutual thanks, and I started walking (on air) out of the show. On the way out, I passed the boy's rifle table, and the owner raised an eyebrow in interest and inquiry at my purchase. I casually turned the action over to show him, and said, in my best the-weather-is-very-normal-for-this-time-of-year tone of voice, "You don't see many of these Favorites with the Side Plate around." His reaction was something I had not seen since the Smokey Stover cartoons went out of print. His eyes popped out, the top of his head flew upwards, his jaw hit the ground and his ears shot out on each side. "I'll give you whatever you paid for that; I'll trade you anything on my table for that, etc." came out in a desperate verbal stream. He had, after all, been sitting practically across from this rifle all morning. "Naaww, I'd better keep this one; don't know when I'll find another." I smiled at him and left. That day had everything. Great weather, great drive, a great find (have seen three or four other Side Plates, total, large and small frame together) and a knowledgable fellow collector to congratulate me on my good fortune. When I poked the obstruction out of the barrel and cleaned it, there was even rifling there so I could fire a ceremonial shot or two or three. Why can't life be like this all the time? Now I've broken the ice with as trivial an example as possible, does anyone else have such a story of their own? We hear plenty of shooting, and even just taking them out of the safe and fondling them, but what about the hunt?
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